JINGLE HELL

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Evening, like-minded followers!


Okay, so, I admit, I might have gotten a little overexcited yesterday over what was, essentially, a glorified password reminder BUT, now I’ve had chance to poke around the Mepsi Corp. website, I can confidently say that there’s definitely something suspicious about this company! After logging in to the members area of the website, I found a suspicious archive of “sensitive documentation” for download in the admin area with a very unusual password prompt. This is clearly evidence that Mepsi Corp. keep the master control codes for their microchips hidden on their website for easy access. What else could a soda company possibly need that much security for?! Their “secret formula”? Pah! Although…

Actually, nevermind that for now. I have more Mepsi-related news! After yesterday’s debacle, I’ve been paying a lot more attention to the Mepsi ad jingle on my radio. After overcoming a sudden and inexplicable craving for sugary drinks, I decided to record a clip from the broadcast and investigate it more closely.

I awoke an hour later in a daze, surrounded by empty Mepsi cans, and quickly came to the inescapable conclusion that the Mepsi jingle contains subliminal messages that resonate with the microchips in the soda! Imagine what other secrets this advert hides! I’ve included a copy of the jingle here, but I would advise my followers against analyzing it within grabbing range of any Mepsi cans… Or probably any other form of soda, just to be safe.

(Listen to the audio clip here)

Now, I’m sure I’m going to have some readers asking how I got into the Mepsi Corp. site and fell down this whole aspartame-addled rabbit hole in the first place. Well, to you, I say: WORK IT OUT FROM THE NOTE YOURSELF, LIKE I DID! We seriously don’t need sheeple who want everyone else to do the legwork getting in the way while we get to the bottom of this!

Anyway, here’s my e-mail for any SERIOUS truth-seekers out there who want to help with some of the legwork: kostadins.truth@gmail.com (Warning: Sheeple WILL be mocked!)


Stay safe out there,


- KK

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